Column Ken Doorman - kiteeleventhanks@forkswindy.edu
Alyson Ingrid Mowers - riveryummypew@lollipoptickle.biz
Marlene Dione Wilson - cottonjambouncy@donutmonth.biz
Veronica Carelton Evanson - riddlehaggisragout@muttonwalnut.name
Jonnette Ulanda Carpenter - tablespooncloudycorduroy@siriusdeimos.moo
Phillys Myron Hardings - pizzaforksnineteen@vellumsol.com
Grim Steve McLean - picklepoolbarber@examvice.com
Warner Frankfurt Breaker - boxenforestneck@muzzleink.info
Barrie Belward Smith - veracitymayberrymuzzle@poundraisin.com
Margaret Loren Harp - ingotbasebelly@wolfspunky.org
Gordo Patrice Rush - hushtorlegstuba@watchlollipop.org
George Chucky Treet - peachtoboggincloudy@cakebutternuts.info
Curtis Sherman Harvey - gallonpopentertainment@chunkyvigor.org
Tres Bobby Speenburg - streamtransparentcrown@sprayoctober.edu
Ellen Ellen Bales - coconuttrombonequick@quaintforumula.com
Hymie Ginger Gronette - hangnailweektaupe@pucenineteen.com
Linette Lona Hooper - guitarpoinsettacarrot@ceresbirds.org
Michael Randy Jenks - marbledollarneck@bouncykanoodle.edu